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• CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
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• An empire for sale!
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• AIRPORT
• Alas, poor Yorick! He was a good employee…
• Lunch break
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• Your resume looks great, Mr. Tolstoy…
• Is the noise bothering you?
• Help!
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• What kind of insurance?
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• No…I can not see the future…
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• The other half belongs to my wife now…
• It all comes down to that..
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• It’s easy to spot good art!
• No, I do not want to talk to my conscience…Thank you!
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• For immediate assistance please press the buzzer
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• Man in office: I’m here 24/7 in case Destiny calls…
• …and that’s how you make profit!
• The Boss is taking scuba diving lessons…
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• Man in a car talking to his wife: Where are the kids?
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• TV news: Breaking news! Life found on Mars!
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• Alien crash landing: The White House?
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• A clerk with a computer for head
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• Multitasking in the kitchen
• Working out with computers
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• Man with machines for teeth
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• Man pressed down by the weight of a desk
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• Man with a lot of books
• Man at a desk ordering food
• Man with a huge bag of money
• Athletes
• Man looking at a dancing chicken
• A man looking at an octopus holding a fork
• A pumpkin is the head of a man
• Man looking at a shark in his plate
• Man eating a huge burger
• A magician taking out lunch from a hat
• A man holding a fork with a wiener with wings
• A man holding a big glass with a fish in it
• A man fishing in a basin
• A cook
• Man running after a burger and a drink
• A clerk with a seal as a hat
• Man sleeping on a desk
• Man with rollerblades and a suitcase
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• A man chopping wood on his desk
• A cowboy with a lasso and a computer in the shape of a bull
• Man running and eating a burger
• Man drowning in office documents
• A pre-historical man in front of a computer
• A thief relaxing and eating a burger in front of a safe
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• Man making music with spaghetti
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• A surfer with an engine
• Man holding a balloon watch
• Man looking at a ladder inside his office desk
• Man writing a long paper on a typing machine
• Man chained to his desk
• Sh-h-h-h! I’m here incognito!
• A skier with too short sticks
• Man holding musical notes
• Soldier: All he wanted was to make some new friends.
• We are proud to be the Flower generation army, son!
• Trimming the flowers was a ritual
• It was Casual Friday in the office…
• Man waiting for a date, holding a flower plant?
• Men playing table tennis with a huge tennis ball
• Man with a huge chess horse
• Man holding a Manual while ski jumping
• Man in the desert, working on a laptop
• Man looking at a computer through a microscope
• Man with a puzzled look, holding two phones
• A scientist chasing a flying fish with a butterfly nest
• A bum with a top hat full of change
• Just a few know about Spiderman’s dark secret…
• He’s Scottish and a devoted bagpiper!
• Old man with a denture on a fork: ‘Oops…’
• Hunter aiming at a worm: ‘Freeze!!!’
• Man lifting weights on a rope above an abyss
• Nobody called Hose a chicken!
• Terror pool.
• Carrying the Olympic torch is a hazardous honour…
• Man shooting an arrow
• Pop-ups are quite unpredictable …
• If only Jack knew that his tailor was a former mason…
• Man inside a sand clock
• Man running with springs on his feet
• George finally decided to kill his facebook accont.
• Man climbing into a Knight’s uniform
• @#$%! Those kids have been making bubbles again…
• 1956. The first portable music player…
• Doctor examining a radio: ‘Now breathe in..’
• Jack’s computer clearly came with benefits.
• Ten years down the drain!…
• Well
• Yes
• Honey
• Directions
• George, tell the driver to drive carefully as you are not insured.
• Lunch
• There’s absolutely nothing to worry about!…
• Joseph! Where is the exit?
• C’mon
• There’s nothing I can do
• Don’t just stand there! Have a seat!
• The show never ends
• Execution
• Oh
• Another one of the same
• Income tax
• The secret to Fred’s success as a…
• No
• Finally — a relaxing program!
• Soccer11
• Soccer10
• Soccer9
• Soccer8
• Soccer7
• Soccer6
• Hey
• Soccer5
• Soccer4
• Soccer3
• Soccer2
• Soccer1
• I’m not a big fan of water-skiing
• This time you’ve prepared yourself for the tide
• Hey! How’s the water?
• ATM
• Is this the road to Deer Lake?
• How long did you say you’ve been fishing here?
• Now
• OK
• Hey
• Information
• Funny…This fish reminds me of someone…
• The Age of Mobile Phones
• The boat
• The ship
• Weird bank
• Tight security
• Escaping from prison
• Fishing
• Happy in jail
• Fisherman
• Air police
• C’mon, pal! You’ve got to learn to enjoy life!…
• Windows
• Chicken ping-pong
• Wow! The boss really likes big projects!
• You have mail
• The boss says she expects every employee..
• We all love nature
• You needed a direct line to Santa
• Yes
• …And now lets get to the fun part — reducing wages!!!…
• I found a way to make this thing useful after all!…
• The museum
• We have this state-of-the-art system that detects…
• I don’t care what I’ll be when I grow up
• Relax! You have not done anything!…
• Lucky for you we have some extra space! Enjoy the flight!
• His doctor said this will help him relax!
• Rumor has it that some of you have a life!
• I found a nice apartment for rent…
• A friendly word of advice — do not mention raise!!!
• Maria, this is Tony!
• Hi, my name is JerryBrown.com!
• The boss says you can still work here
• A bit of in a hurry today
• Are you enjoying your stay here
• He didn’t exactly propose
• My God! I forgot to turn off the oven!
• Elephant parking
• Don’t mind the animals!…
• No
• I know we promised you a company car…
• Thank you for working non-stop…
• I am sure you’ll appreciate our new policy.
• We are taking new measures to make sure…
• According to the new plan you will receive..
• Nobody leaves the building untill we have some profit!…
• I do not usually talk to peaople
• And this is my tool of reason!…
• At the dentist
• No
• No
• Well?…Are you gonna eat those mushrooms or not?…
• You are a good employee
• From now on each time you receive…
• That’s great! It took you only 15s. to break…
• I may be a dog, but I don’t have to live a doggie life!
• It’s your boss! Are you home?
• All I’m saying is that sometimes you have to improvize!
• Ctrl + Alt + Del!
• That’s his favourite TV!
• You won’t like what I have to say…
• Wow! This was a weird computer bug…
• Well
• The TV set
• Jannette
• Well
• If it’s Steve from Down Under
• There’s a phone call for you
• Moses stretched out his arms…
• Everything looks fine here!
• Honey
• He just LOVES the Internet!…
• I am the prison’s web designer!…
• My favourite site is
• Wow! This was a hot site!…
• But I don’t want to go! You have ADSL here!…
• It’s either the fire system or the plumbing!…
• Never mind the price! Just buy it!
• In case of emergency break glass
• George had a way with his animals…
• The hardest thing was not…
• Cowboy traffic
• Hm
• Parking space on the Moon
• My God! Can’t you land just once normally?!
• Dog lunch
• One way
• Eggs la’alien
• Police! Freeze!!!
• Hills
• I had no idea the mountain was so high!…
• This dinosaur was caught by surprise!
• Oh
• Many great discoveries were due…
• In spite of his 2563 flying hours….
• Keep it down
• Jeronimo-o-o-o!!!
• Olimpic fire
• The West Lions had a new defence strategy.
• Wagner didn’t approve of the saxophone.
• Dracula did it again
• [Flight attendant]: Ladies and gentlemen…
• Why can’t your husband do something useful?
• A lesson in history.
• No
• You never learned to eat properly
• I do not think that elastic cord is a good idea!
• At the bar
• You have to admit
• The plan to cure his alcohol addiction was…
• That was his last bottle and he dropped…
• I am leaving you! You are too cold for me!!!
• Down the drain
• How many times have I told you!
• Unexpectedly it hit back.
• Hey
• Here’s the plan – I tickle his feet
• So far so good. He was glad he got away…
• I think we just passed by a hitch-hiker…
• So
• C’mon
• In love
• Ron
• Blue Bird to Control tower! Get out of my way!!!
• One of those moments
• Nothing personal
• Carlos was proud to have got to the end of his…
• Fishing
• The heavyweight world champion had some…
• The origin of the money-laundry concept.
• Wrong way
• Heck
• Fancy sheep
• When your submarine suite is infested with fleas…
• …That son of a gun is always in a hurry…
• Are you sure you are following the road
• Professor Jackson’s new experiment…
• Taking a bath can be quite risky…
• Harakiri
• Apparently there were some problems…
• It’s so good to finally meet my long-lost brother!…
• A quick stop
• Who
• For a first time today
• Cooking book
• The statue
• I’ve fixed the electrical system
• The super
• C’mon
• OK
• Free at last!
• Well
• Maestro
• The heck with this diet!!!
• Alone
• On the top of the world
• What shall we do with the drunken sailor?…
• Beach surprise
• All of a sudden
• Wow
• After his 10th attempt
• Parking spots are hard to find on an aircraft carrier.
• Shoot! I had tickets for Madam Butterfly for tonight!…
• How many times have I told you — do NOT draw on the walls!
• Believe me
• Sorry
• Say
• A bath
• Honey
• This is so typical of him!…
• Rome, 174 BC. The first fixed gladiator contest.
• Hey
• The secret recipe of the exquisite l’andover sauce…
• Congratulations! You are on top of the world!…So what?
• Time
• Hitch-hiking in the Pacific.
• Uh-h-h…
• After several long hours of fighting against the odds…
• The movie companies are getting way too far…
• Who is he?!?
• This is just a hobby of mine…
• He had been fishing for some time now..
• Spaceship repairs…
• Jonathan S. was extremely proud of his Viking ancestry.
• A friend in need…
• COME AT ONCE STOP YOU HAVE SONE STOP
• The road…
• It was his sixth year in sunny California…
• A slight engineering problem.
• Hey now
• I told you we should head North!…
• As if it’s not enough that…
• Shaddow.
• Captain Blood was paranoic
• The road.
• The Big Escape.
• Hunter gets unfair help.
• In the Pacific.
• It’s a fine piece you’ve made
• Dessert leak.
• You are not supposed to feed the animals
• Turn left!!! Turn left!!!
• …Er
• There’s something really wrong with these eggs!
• [Captain]: So we are the lucky survivers…
• John fully appreciated the efforts of the Post Office to…
• Come on
• On the Moon
• The battle
• Beware!!! Gigantic cannibal apple tree!
• The mysterious origin of the Moon’s craters…
• It’s not so bad…At least the parachute opened!…
• 7.30 AM
• Reserved
• He was an experienced hunter
• This was not a mirage for sure.
• The dangers of skiing…
• This time they were ready!
• The tax authorities once again demonstrate…
• He was making a steady progress…
• One of the reasons Edison’s discovery…
• It was a surprising route…
• Good shot
• Oops!
• Are those the glasses I bought you for Christmas?
• I guess the Mayas had a kinky sense of humor…
• Summer time on the South Pole.
• Honey
• These days the traffic jams in the Pacific…
• The Bridge
• Surfing the sky
• The North Pole
• Don’t tell me you have no change!…
• Skillful as a witch might be
• My island!
• Ugh
• You may consider yourself lucky!…
• Hey
• Heavy rain
• Honey, please be reasonable
• The Tunnel
• Laundry
• Lunch Time
• Get in and close the door
• I’ll kill the coach!…
• The island solution
• On the beach
• Funky ship
• In the dessert
• Weight-lifting
• I have the great pleasure of inviting you…
• Nut-cracking
• Have you ever considered…
• OK
• The remote
• George had to admit…
• The train
• Honey
• Professor McDowell’s …
• The concert
• The hunt
• Accident
• Before the ram was invented!
• Hallo? Who’s knocking?
• Under the cover of the night…
• Tarzan
• Late for Jay Leno
• Sharks!!!
• OK
• Out of order
• His shadow looked somewhat unnatural…
• SOS at the beach…
• Apple
• Sir
• Laundry
• At the beach…
• Oops!
• Quick! Call 911!…
• Kitty
• It’s OK! Daddy’s got it!
• The fisherman
• The fact that it was raining milk…
• C’mon
• He wasn’t lucky…again…
• I’m going to the library, he said!
• UFO
• Jeez, this global warming is getting serious
• Traveling gratis on the Pacific ocean…
• I never thought shaving would be a problem…
• I told you not to forget the Gameboy!
• Are you OK? You look famished …
• The bottle
• Fishing…
• Captain Nemo finds his long-lost baseball kit.
• What the @*#&! are you smiling at?!
• Chicken Factory
• Even to a professional…
• So, you say we have a gas leak…
• Painting a wall
• It must be cool to be a dog…
• The fish aren’t coming to us…
• Let’s go ever this one more time…
• I realize it’s taking me a long time…
• Yes, sweetie, mommy’s very proud …
• I must be getting old…
• What can I say? It’s a long movie…
• By the way, dad, your boss called …
• Day 32. Sharks are pretty friendly creatures.
• My company is giving you
• So, do you guys know something I don’t know?
• I’m sorry, ma’am, but we don’t do bridal showers.
• You’re sure it’s organic?
• Early American electric guitar.
• It’s a celestial phone. You know – a cell phone.
• It’s a very user friendly model.
• A hunter’s dog sniffing a kid’s slippers.
• Lady bugs on a flower.
• But what I actually ended up doing was consolidating all my debts into one ten-year sentence.
• Nice invention — how do you boot it up?
• We’ve really got to get a remote.
• You’ve got junk mail.
• Mom’s Cybercafe.
• Doctor listening to a kid’s MP3 player.
• The only side effect is lack of money.
• They really need to update their medical library.
• Past perfomance is not an indication of future results.
• Get my milkshake ready – I’ve had a rough day.
• Can you do something about his sleepwalking me?
• My whole life revolves around the sun.
• I suppose you’re going to tell me to stop smoking?
• I’d like to go with you, but I don’t know how to drive a stick.
• It’s a doughnut shop.
• I’m telling you, we ought to charge pay-per-view.
• It’s your mother.
• I think it is our son, but I can’t be sure until the results of
• Were you called ‘Mom’ when you were a kid, Mom?
• I call it ‘software’.
• I have reason to believe that you cheated on your blood test.
• No, son, he’s called an anchorman, not a ringmaster.
• It was a mistake to make my autobiography a scratch-and-sniff bo
• I’m sorry, but we don’t have an opening for a king of the jungle
• (no caption)
• …But perhaps I’m boring you…
• Brown’s tanning clinic – Bake sale
• I take it that’s a NO?
• Wow! That was great, Dad! Can you do it again?
• Don’t get too close…He bites!
• Ever since I found these boots, hunters don’t even try to track
• Er…You’re supposed to take the feathers off first, honeybun!
• Duck poop!
• How many times have I told you not to call me while I’m on deer
• Should warn you, Doc, this guy is a real nut case.
• I think you have a great case, but I’d like to bring in another
• We’re very close to finding a cure….And then we’ll be out of a
• Enough with the PUNCH lines!
• If it tastes good, SPIT IT OUT!
• I have no idea what’s wrong with you, so this is going to be VER
• I have the same symptoms, what do you think it might be?
• You can’t find inner peace and have hemorrhoids.
• A whale? Oh, no…it was my agent.
• I told my woman to stop worrying about my health.
• My woman asked me what I’d do if I ran out of BEER…
• Face it! You’re four years ago and past your prime!
• See, Mommy is eating one. Mmmmm…it’s delicious!
• A woman with a dog standing in front of a Pet shop
• You are not supposed to be able to do that, you know!
• Fetch! – Beg
• I think it’s the finest work I’ve ever done!
• And if you did catch a car…What would you do with it?
• Fishing competition
• Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a dam!
• Pets
• I know life is a game, but when I married you I didn’t know you
• I suppose it’s too late to yell ‘Fore’?
• Our chief headhunter is here to see you!
• If I hadn’t had the foresight not to go to work years ago, I pro
• Santa dreaming of a golf game
• December 24th? December 24th? I know there is something I’m supp
• They don’t get anymore operator friendly then this one
• It’s not the easiest computer to work with!
• Nature is what you go through to get to the mall.
• Lemonade – 25c or best offer
• If he’s going to be another ‘Tiger’ he has to start young.
• You don’t have to tell me about the facts of life, Dad, I alread
• And where did you say you studied business forecasting?
• …And that concludes the quarterly financial report.
• Acme Fertilizer co.
• Boss
• I’m a very funny guy. All my employees say so!
• If I let you go home early because you think you’re dying, every
• Before we start my job appraisal…I’d like to show you a couple
• Yes, I used to work for you, but I’m doing a little better now!
• Someday, son, this will be your problem!
• Fred! Long time no see! How have you been since the divorce?
• Bad hare day!
• Smile!
• Beer!
• Shark surfing
• Give me one more for my baby and one more for the toad.
• Crocodile fishing
• Smile!
• Bear fishing
• I smoke and drink! So I’ll have something to give up if my healt
• Cheers!
• GOLF is a SEXY GAME!
• We aren’t getting older… Just more OLD FASSHIONED!
• Surfing puke…
• This doesn’t taste at all like the way you make it…It’s excell
• Hello!
• Shark on a surf
• Things could be worse…you could be at work!
• What do you give the man who has everything for his birthday?…
• Snowman golf
• Golf enthusiast
• Golf tools
• Before I started playing GOLF, I didn’t even know how to swear!
• I don’t think Charlie is ever going to get out of that trap!
• It’s easy to hit, but hell to putt.
• You have to give him credit…I would have taken the penalty str
• No one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it!
• You had a ninety nine!…bowling, I presume?
• HE DRIVES FOR SHOW AND CHEATS FOR DOUGH!
• Don’t jump, Joe! You’re not the first guy to get a 32 on this ho
• You heard me! Spit it out!
• I’m sure we’ll hear about his hole-in-one!
• This course is a great ego builder!
• …twenty-three, twenty-four, twenty-five, twenty-six…
• The easiest way to hook a ball is to try to slice it!
• You were really lucky your ball didn’t go in the water!
• This really is heaven! I don’t have the yips anymore!
• One, two, three, FOUR!
• You always tell me it’s only a game.
• I thought we agreed…NO praying!
• You hit it the whole nine yards!
• You sliced it!
• Indian golf
• Ask it…Where do babies come from?
• Wow! This is an expensive golf course…a free drop costs ten bu
• I’ve never had a hole-in-one. I had a hole in nine once.
• Over time you burn out this job!
• A hole in one! This is my lucky day!
• I still can’t believe Charlie got a Sex change operation just he
• I’m the bug that’s been going around.
• Do not linger! Hazardous to your job!
• I’m a very proud flea…All my children have gone to the dogs.
• Spilled milk
• Vend-an-Organ
• Ajax Medical School – Old wives tales
• We don’t want just a bunch of YES men around here…Right?
• I think they make me look ever more mysterious!
• …and that, Ferguson, was you!
• Jumping kangaroo
• I have my employees think of me as a kind considerate and unders
• You are supposed to give two weeks notice, you know.
• My house
• Pig with a sign
• Oxygen
• Soccer scaletto
• Waiting for lunch
• Skating shoes
• Chicken surprise
• A stroller with chicken legs
• A pig sniper
• The boxing champion
• A knight in shining armor
• Underwater interview
• Fish and beer
• Car Accident
• Summer time in the office…
• Condom sailing
• Sun bathing on the ocean beach…
• Diver on the beach…
• Pirate Love
• Stork with a baby
• Surgery: just waiting…
• English Guard
• The General with a phone
• UN hands up
• Tree on the road
• Ambulance confusion
• Punk
• Dog walk
• Dogs
• UN tank
• The General
• Scotish pipe player
• Hockey
• Hockey player
• Soccer balet
• A man at the beach…
• A Boxer
• You said you wanted to start off at the top, well, I agree
• I looked over your resume and the good news is I like the paper
• I’m giving you that company car you’ve been bugging me about
• Ms. Jenkins, please inform the 3rd floor I’ve decided to fire them
• I’m sorry, but the only person Mr. McCoy is looking to hire
• Joe took the day off to go to the ball game
• Call me crazy, but I think my paperwork is actually following me
• I’ve located the source of all that annoying spam
• Jerkins and I worked it out. He can have the office with the window
• He came in for an interview 3 hours ago
• Your resume states that you’ve worked with 2 presidents
• That large, rolled-up newspaper is a reminder
• Don’t get me wrong…
• Your new phone system…
• Listening to a Jimmy Buffet…
• He’s a little old fashion…
• You’ve asked for a lot of money…
• I know you’ve been waiting …
• When I said you were…
• I thought I’d let you know that I start seeing…
• You can go back to your desk now…
• Please forgive my appearance…
• Johnson, you’ve been doing a great job…
• If you haven’t already guessed…
• We’re a little behind on paying the staff…
• I’m too tired to listen to a story tonight…
• Our company Web site is finally finished…
• Everything on your resume was lie. I like that…
• Sorry, coach. I stated wrapping his knee…
• The fans want were baskets?…
• You haven’t been in a scandal in weeks, Smith…
• No need to put out those ‘lost dog’ posters…
• There’s something wrong with my car…
• The good news is I am returning the video…
• Dad, can I borrow $13,971?…
• Johnson, I’ll toss you the brown…
• Don’t mind the vitamins…
• Ms. Barnes, there’s a lot of tale…
• Maybe you should’ve been more clear…
• I’m sorry, Mr. Tompkins…
• Ms. Patterson, please tell Johnson to return that rainforest…
• I’m grateful for that penny a week raise…
• I got him dirt cheap…
• Why yes, we are interviewing…
• I want you to open a branch office…
• First you wanted a lamp, now you want a desk…
• Sorry, Kline, but you only punched 83 players…
• This is Rocko’s helmet…
• Since I plan on working for your company…
• I’m looking for a workaholic…
• I don’t mind working…
• I’ve fired the entire company…
• There’s a Mr. Tilbin here to see you, Sir…
• Are you the genius…
• I tore down that city block…
• It’s my newer, cooler look…
• Times are tough, Smith…
• I, along with some of the other employees…
• Look, you can actually see Bill Gates’ office from here.
• How did the staff take the news…
• I don’t care how much that thing helps you…
• Since there is so much work to do …
• …And do you, Michael, agree that …
• I think it’s going to be a boy…
• In honor of everyone in both of our families…
• Our accountant has informed me that…
• Some of the other employees …
• This particular wedding dress…
• That’s a photo of me wrestling…
• Dad was out teaching himself how to ski…
• I’m sorry, Mr. Jones, but there’s been some rumors…
• I fished for over 9 hours…
• Well, that settles it…
• The person who stole my identity…
• You think my snow man is impressive…
• I think Frank is trying to tell us it’s raining…
• Why pay big bucks for a DJ…
• This is our dog’s doggy-door…
• All the money I spent on this car…
• You said this was ‘casual dress’ day…
• Do you have a laptop in your car…
• They wouldn’t give me an office…
• When you booked us a cottage on the lake…
• We don’t whip the spammers…
• I think my pay cuts promoted…
• There was a guy on the street with a sign…
• Barbwire, a watchdog and security cameras…
• Smell Jake’s breath, dad…
• Would you mind aiming your snow blower…
• You’re going to Italy…
• I’m glad Frank gets 10,000 spams a day…
• When we moved into this house 3 weeks ago…
• I realize my plane doesn’t leave for another 4 months…
• I wish our paperboy didn’t have such a strong arm…
• Yes, we can design a website for you…
• We’ve been watching cartoons…
• I won’t be reading the newspaper…
• Last night I dreamt I was 100 feet down…
• How did your dive go…
• I didn’t have time to cut the lawn…
• When you said you bought this house…
• I’m going to have go outside…
• Since you wouldn’t let me buy chocolate…
• I threw my hat on the chair…
• I want you to order me a more powerful computer…
• He has a hard time focusing…
• I was checking my e-mail…
• Is it me, or did this furniture look a lot smaller…
• I think those rumors about you…
• I’m assuming this is the first bath…
• I used duct tape instead of nails…
• Would you mind not making so many trips…
• We are the Antonio crime family…
• That’s an artist’s rendering of a fish…
• I had a ton of customers…
• That’s their small pizza…
• Dad wanted me to practice my golf…
• He was the best telemarketer…
• Our marriage of 10 years was just a reality show on cable…
• I’m exited about the new lawn mowers…
• But I did take a shower, mom…
• I appreciate your memo…
• The good news is Grandmother is okay
• My wife built this brick wall after I left…
• Remember I said I was going to get even with you for picking on
• I’m writing a book about life…
• Though crowd.
• That’s Fernando, acting coach…
• It used to be called City Zoo…
• In the weekend I was grounded…
• My mom said my room looks a tornado hit it…
• 22 years ago you ran for a touchdown…
• I’m running for school hall monitor…
• I didn’t want to dictate who you could invite…
• I was watching a special on the Civil War…
• It would have cost us thousands…
• Yes, we are going on a 3 hour trip…
• My husband forgot his wallet…
• If you don’t have an emergency operation…
• Look, you can actually see Bill Gates’ office from here.
• How did the staff take the news…
• The good news is Grandmother is okay
• Remember I said I was going to get even with you for picking on
• Though crowd.
• The fish aren’t coming to us…